SPUD KARTOFFLER!!

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SPUD KARTOFFLER - 1st round draft pick Copenhagen Towers 

I've been scouting a player from the Boise State Broncos. I think he would be a good fit with any team.

College: Boise State University
Pos: FB
Height: 8 inches
Weight: 10 ounces
40 yd dash: 4.2 sec downhill (no up hill, no legs)
BP (225lbs): 30reps (40 with sauce)
Squat: 0 (no legs)

*Extremely tough player except after    soaking in the hot tub with a little salt.

** Had a substance abuse problem. Butter and sour cream abuse. Dabbled with chives. Did well at re-hab - Possible endorsement deal with Hasbro Toys pending results of condiment testing.